Archive for August, 2008

Jonas Brothers BadBoy Bromance Chapter 1

The Jonas Brothers Arent Famous and they dont have purity rings.

Heather-She is 15 and is sisters with Cassie and Stephanie.She has had sex 3 times,She is the school slut like her sister.She drinks,does drugs.All the boys want her for her body.

Cassie-She is 19 and like Heather she is a school Whore. She has had sex 2 times.She drinks.Boys want her for her body.

Stephanie-She is 20 she is nice and nothing like her sisters she is in college. She has had sex 1 time.

Nick Jonas-Quarterback.Does Drugs and drinks, has had sex 8 times. Uses girls for his own pleasure. Is a rael “ladies man”.

Joe Jonas-Drinks,has had sex 5 times. Also uses girls for his own pleasure.

Keivn Jonas-Nothing like his brothers in college has had sex 2 times.

Stephanie-You guys (A.N she is talking to Heather and Cassie) wake up its your first day!!
Heather-Okay Time to check on the hot guys! - gets up and gets dressed -
Cassie- Same here! - gets up and gets dressed -

H&C-are at school.
Jonas’s Just Walk in

Heather-Cassie look at thoese two!
Cassie-Wow The Long Hair one is hot!
Heather-No the curly head no is!
Cassie-here they come!
Nick-Hello Sexy! (A.N he said that to Heather)
Heather-Hey..Whats ur name
Nick-Jonas.Nick Jonas
Heather-Well Jonas Lets go for a walk.
(they leave)
Joe:Soo Hot stuff, ya single?
Cassie-Yeah,BTW im Cassie.
Joe-Im Joe
Cassie-Your hott.
Joe:Thanks So Are you.
-The Bell rings-
With Nick and Heather
Heather-What class do you go to next?
Nick:Science
Heather:Me too. Lets Go

Sorry Its soo short they will get longer and longer i promise! Please Comment and suscribe! love idyllwildegirl9!

Author: idyllwildegirl9
Keywords: jonas OneTrueMedia
Added: August 31, 2008

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Cancer- My Chemical Romance

(LMAO, I almost put “My Chemical Bromance?!”)

Ummmm!!! I love MCR, :D I’ll be posting more of their songs.
^^ THIS IS FOR ALL THE MCR LOVERS!! *Fangirl scream*

Turn away,
If you could get me a drink
Of water ’cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me in all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers, still,
I will not kiss you,
‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

Now turn away,
‘Cause I’m awful just to see
‘Cause all my hairs abandoned all my body,
All my agony,
Know that I will never marry,
Baby, I’m just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go
It just ain’t living
And I just hope you know

That if you say (if you say)
Goodbye today (goodbye today)
I’d ask you to be true (cause I’d ask you to be true)

‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you
‘Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you

Author: XoXoSakuraKissXoXo
Keywords: My Chemical Romance Punk Rock Cool Gerard Frank Bob Ray SEXY!
Added: August 30, 2008

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A Jonas Brothers Bromance Season 3 Chapter 44-That?

*With Amy & Joe*
*Done paking Amy’s Stuff & they sit on the bed*

Amy-Do you have any apples here?

Joe-No only oranges

Amy-Well maybe you should get more apples besides oranges

Joe-Nah I like Oranges

Amy-But Apples Are better than Oranges

Joe-Give me 1 reason

Amy-Well….umm….ITS NOT ORANGE!

Joe-YEA WELL ORANGES AREN’T RED!

Amy-APPLES!

Joe-ORANGES!

Amy-APPLES!

Joe-ORANGES!

Amy-APPLES!!!

Joe-I HOPE APPLES GET EXTINCT!

Amy-*gasps*YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Joe-NO!

Amy-FINE! THEN I HOPE ORANGES AREN’T ORANGE ANYMORE!

*They argue about which fruit is better*

*With Samantha & Kevin*

Frankie-*making soup for him* What should I eat soup with?

Samantha-Fork

Kevin-Spoon

Frankie-Which one?

Samantha-Fork

Kevin-NO! SPOON!

Samantha-FORK!

Kevvin-SPOON!

Samantha-WELL FORKS OWNS SPOONS!

Kevin-NO! FORKS ARE DANGEROUS WEAPONS!

*They Start argueing*

Frankie-STOP!

*They stop*

Frinkie-i’ll just use a spork! *takes a spork & soup & leaves*

Samantha-Cleaver

Kevin-yea

Samantha-BUT, FORKS ARE STILL BETTER!

*They Start argueing again*
*With Amy & Joe*

Amy-APPLES!

Joe-ORANGES!

Amy-If you say Oranges 1 more time I swear-

Joe-ORANGES!ORANGES!ORANGES!

Amy-You leave me no choice!

Joe-*knows what shes talking about* THEN FINE GO AHEAD!

Amy-FINE! *They make out*

Frankie-*opens the door & just stands there*

Amy-*pulls away*Umm hey Frankie

Frankie-Great now I’m gonna have nightmares!

Joe-Why?

Frankie-Cause you guys were doing that!

Joe-What this? *makes out with Amy*

Frankie-*walks away*

*With Samantha & Kevin*

Samantha-FORKS ARE THE BEST BECAUSE THEY ARE *pauses* FORKY!

Kevin-THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

Samantha-WELL YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Kevin-NO I THINK ITS VERY ACTRACTIVE!

Samantha-YOU’RE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN MORE!

Kevin-GOOD! *makes out with Samantha*

Frankie-*comes & just goes back upstairs*

Samantha-*pulls away* Did Frankie just come?

Kevin-No *makes out with her*

*With Ashley*

Ashley-*opens Amy’s door* Hey Amy Wheres-

Amy-*pulls away*Umm yea?

Ashley-Umm wheres Nick I looked all over for himn

Joe-ummm call him

Ashley-oh yea! DUH! *calls Nick & he doesn’t pick up*He didn’t answer

Joe-Let me try *takes his cell phone & Calls Nick*

Nick-Hello?

Joe-Hey Man where are you?

Nick-The fair just hanging out

Joe-Oh ok bye *hangs up*

Ashley-Where was he?

Joe-The Fair

Ashley-oh ok Hey Amy I’m going to the fair wanna come?

Amy-Nah I’m too busy

Ashley-Making out?

Amy-YUP!

Ashley-umm ok then *leaves*

Joe-You ready?

Amy-Nope! I’m tired! *lays down*

*With Ashley*

Ashley-*goes downstairs* Hey Samantha I’m going to the fair you wanna co-

Samantha-*pulls away* Umm No Thank you

Ashley-Too busy making out?

Samantha-Yup! *makes out with Kevin*

Ashley-Ok then *leaves*

CLIFF HANGER!!!!!! HOW WILL THE FAIR WITH ASHLEY & NICK GO??IT’S ALL IN CHAPTER 45!

Author: JonasLuver121897
Keywords: Jonas Brothers Bromance
Added: August 30, 2008

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IT BURNS

chach uses don’s eyedrops

Author: annefaceisacase
Keywords: eye drops chach don party burn beer pong whiskey funny drunk bromance
Added: August 30, 2008

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Summer Bromance

An heartwarming film about a one weeks journey through the skateparks of Vancouver.

Author: nm04
Keywords: Edmonton Skateboarding Plush Nathan Matthews Ty Mudry Eric Tan Kelly Day Monkey Balls
Added: August 30, 2008

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A Jonas Brothers Bromance Season 3 Chapter 43-Where?

*1 week later*

Ashley-*rings her doorbell*

Amy& Samantha-*opens the door,Screams, & hugs Ashley*

Ashley-Hey Guys!

Amy-WE’RE MOVING TO TEXAS!

Ashley-WHAT?

Samantha-LETS GO WE’RE GONNA BE LATE!

*They go in their private jet & arrive at Texas*

Ashley-Do the guys even know we’re comming?

Amy-Nope!

Samantha-Its a suprise!

*The limo arrives at the airport & the girls get in the limo*
*With JB*

Joe-I’m so bored!

Kevin-Then go golfing

Joe-I do that EVERYDAY!

Kevin-Gosh no need to yell

Joe-*the doorbell rings* I’ll get it I need some excitment*opens the door & screams*

Kevin-*comes* what happened? why did you scream?

*The girls come in*

Samantha-Hey Kevin

Kevin-*screams like a girl*SAMANTHA!*kisses her*

Amy-JOE!*kisses him*

Ashley-Wheres Nick?

Joe-H-P-G

Ashley-Where?

Joe-Hes Playing Golf

Ashley-Where?

Joe-Hes Playing Golf!

Ashley-But, Where?

Joe-HES PLAYING GOLF!

Ashley-BUT, WHERE IS HE?

Joe-PLAYING GOLF!

Kevin-QUIET! Ashley we have a golf course in the backyard so hes backyard somewhere

Ashley-Thanks Kevin *sticks tougne out at Joe & leaves*

Joe-Did she just stick her tougne out at me?

Amy-Yea

Joe-OH NO SHE DIDN’T!

Amy-OH YES SHE DID!

Joe-WELL ASHLEY YOUR GROUNDED!

Ashley-*comes back* What did you just say?

Joe-*whispers* Should I be scared?

Amy-*whispers back*Yea

Ashley-NO ONE GROUNDS ME! *snaps her fingers & leaves*

Samantha-I have weird friends

Kevin-I have weird brothers

Joe-Is that supposed to be a compiment?

Kevin-In a way yes & in another way no

Joe-YOU DISCUSS ME! *leaves with Amy & her bags*

Kevin-Umm ok?

Samantha-That was weird

Kevin-Totally

Frankie-*comes up* Wheres mom?

Kevin-Shes out with Dad

Frankie-Ok! *runs upstairs*

Samantha-awww I love Frankie hes so cute!

Kevin-You’re not gonna leave me for him are you?

Samantha-NO!*laughs*

CLIFF HANGER!!!!! HOWS NICK DOING WITH GOLFING?IT’S ALL IN CHAPTER 44!

Author: JonasLuver121897
Keywords: Jonas Brothers
Added: August 30, 2008

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A Jonas Brothers Bromance Season 3 Chapter 42- Out

Samantha-Now we can relax

Amy-yup!

*5 minutes later*

Samantha-Ugh I’m so bored without Ash!

Amy-We need her!

Samantha-How long has it been?

Amy-*looks at her watch* 6 minutes

Samantha-Ugh!

Amy-*phone rings* Its Joe

Samantha-Put Speakers!

Amy-*puts the speakers on*Hello?

Joe-Hey Amy

Amy-Hey

Joe-Am I on speaker?

Amy-ummm no

Joe-Ok

Samantha-*starts laughing*

Joe-Whos that?

Amy-*covers Samantha’s mouth*Umm that was me!

Joe-You don’t laugh like that Amy

Amy-I changed! *lets go of Samantha’s mouth*

Joe-umm Nicks wondering where Ashleys at

Amy-We kicked her out

Joe-oh put speaker phone on I wanna Talk to Samantha too

Amy-ok

Samantha-Hi!

Joe-Yea Hi

Amy-What wrong with you? You sound like your filled with Sorrow & Pain

Samantha-Yea you sound Sad & Hurt

Amy-Thats what I just said

Samantha-Well you used Big words use small words around Joe

Joe-Yea wait….HEY!

Amy-*laughs* So why are you Sad?

Joe-Ugh its nothing I’m just bored

Samantha-Why don’t you dump Amy & get a new GF?

Amy-Yea wait….HEY!

Samantha-*starts laughing* Just kiding!

Joe-You scared me for a moment there

Samantha-*whispers to Amy* Hang up the phone

Amy-*whispers*Why?

Samantha-*whispers*Just Do It!

Amy-Umm Joe I gotta Go

Joe-Ok I love you

Amy-Love you too *hangs up the phone*

Samantha-Joe cheating on you!

Amy-What?

Samantha-Isn’t it obvious?

Amy-No not really

*5 minutes later*

Amy & Samantha at the Sametime-NICKS CHEATING ON ASHLEY!

Samantha-I knew it!

Amy-Wait what about Kevin?

Samantha-I heard him in the BackGround

Amy-Well wait until Ashley Hears about this!

Samantha-Wait We’re not even sure

Amy-Well, we’ll find out

Samantha-*phone rings* Its Ashley!

Amy-Speakers!

Samantha-Hello?

Ashley-Hey!

Amy-Hey you at the recording studio yet?

Ashley-Yea

Samantha-So whatcha doing calling us?

Amy-You should be recording girl!

Ashley-Yea ok Bye!

Amy&Samantha-Bye! *hangs up*

Samantha-Good thing we didn’t tell her

Amy-Yup!

(P.S-If you want me to post the next one soon then let me know on this vid!)

CLIFF HANGER!!! IS NICK REALLY CHEATING ON ASHLEY? IT’S ALL IN CHAPTER 43!

Author: JonasLuver121897
Keywords: Jonas Brothers Bromance
Added: August 30, 2008

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A Jonas Brothers Bromance Seson 3 Chapter 41-YOU LIED!

*1 week later*
*In the morning at Amy’s house*

Nick-*yells* Joe you ready we’re gonna be late for our flight!

Joe-*come downstairs* OK OK! Gosh I can’t even look nice?

Kevin-Be quiet guys we don’t wanna wake up the girls

*JB leaves*
*Amy walks out of her bedroom & Goes to Samantha’s room*

Amy-Rise & Shine!

Samantha-*playing guitar* I’m already up

Amy-Lets go wake up Ashley

Samantha-Wait bring your electric guitar & the Amp

Amy-Oh yea

*They grab everything & goes in Ashley’s room*

Samantha-Ashely Wake up!

Ashley-10 more minutes! *goes back to sleep*

Amy-1

Samantha-2

Amy & Samantha-3! *They Play their electric guitars with the amp on*

Ashley-*falls off her bed*OK OK I’M UP!

Samantha-Good now lets go

Ashley-Where?

Amy-If you weren’t too busy sleeping you would know

Samantha-The guys went back to Texas

Ashley-WHAT?But, Nick said that they were gonna stay

Amy-Well the lied

*They all get ready & Go to the private jet airport*

Samantha-KEVIN!

Kevin-*about to board the plane but, sees the girls*Uh Oh

Joe-What? *turns around*

Ashley-*turns around & sees Nick coming*

Kevin-NICK HURRY RUN!

Nick-Why? *sees the girls In front of him* CRAP! *starts running*

Ashley-*grabs Nick’s Coat*Please Don’t Go! *about to cry & lets go of his coat*

Nick-I’m sorry…..Goodbye *leaves*

Ashley-*Crying* YOU LIED! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STAY!

*The Plane leaves*

Amy-Aww

*Samantha & Amy hug Ashley*

Ashley-Why aren’t you crying?

Samantha-They had to move Ash you can’t make them stay

Ashley-How could you say that?

Amy-It gonna be ok Ash We know its hard for you cuz your younger

(FYI- Ashley is 16. Amy is 18 & Samantha is 19)

Ashley-*wipes her tears* Lets go home

*They go to Ashley’s House*

Amy-*trying to change the subject* You know your house isn’t that messy

Ashley-Don’t change the subject

Samantha-*Trying to change the subject*Ummm When does our music video premire?

Ashley-*starts crying again*

Amy-Samantha!

Samantha-What?

Amy-The music video had the boys in it

Samantha-Oh yea Duh!

Ashley-*still crying*

Samantha-umm Ashley Can you excuse us for a moment?

Ashley-*blows her nose in her tissue*

Amy-I’m taking that as a yes*Samantha & Amy leave*

*7 minutes later Amy & Samantha Come Back*

Amy-*smiles*Hi!

Ashley-*stoped crying* Hi…Why are you guys smileing?

Samantha-*smileing* Cuz

Amy-Well first your gonna be gone for the week recording new songs right?

Ashley-Yea

Samantha-ok then! We packed your bags & you can go now!

Ashley-You guys are kicking me out?

Amy-Well Yes *gives Ashley Her bags*

Samantha-*opens the door & Theres a limo* Ok bye Ash! *pushes her out the door*

Amy-FINALLY!

Samantha-I KNOW!

Amy-Nice job Girl *high fives Samantha*

Samantha-Now we can relax

Amy-yup!

CLIFF HANGER!!!!WHAT IS AMY & SAMANTHA UP TO??????WILL JB & THE GIRLS EVER REUNITE? ITS ALL IN CHAPTER 42!

Author: JonasLuver121897
Keywords: Jonas Brothers
Added: August 29, 2008

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The Prerogative - TRULY BROMANTIC - andPOP

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The perfect example and epitome of a true bromance. Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Not only are they two of the sexiest men alive. Literally.

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Movie Guide - San Jose Mercury News

Movie Guide
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That's the matchbox review for 'Pineapple Express,' possibly the greatest stoner bromance ever made. Unapologetically politically incorrect and more than a

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